Wednesday, April 22, 2009

letter to old me

Dear Andrew,

Hey, believe it or not this is me, (actually you) from the future. I know it's hard to understand, please relax, and yes, the flux capacitor was involved. You've made a lot of progress this semester with your writing, you can actually blog now, by the way you may want to blog a little more, that's impressive, Also you are still quite handsome in the future, obviously handsome being stupendously average but you already knew that. You've taken critiques of your writing and handled them well (not too much crying). Try to edit more and break up your paragraphs, I know you love the long ones. How do I know, remember I am you, silly goose. Oh and when you write this letter in the future to the past us, don't say silly goose, I just realized how dumb/fancy phrase it is. Oh and do not eat the left over sliced turkey the second week in February! It has gone bad and makes you sick, give to your sister, Emma. Also the home situation would be a lot better if you unloaded the dishwasher and stuff, cause you-know-who gets angry about that. I know right! His temper is ridiculous. Anyway, stay cool my friend, no really, it stays cold for awhile! You actually get two snowdays! 

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